Chrome Extension

Burn
Before
Reading

Shift-click anything on the internet. Watch it burn. Feel measurably better 🔥

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Promoted • Digital Hustle Why I fired my top performer for wanting "balance"

If you aren't thinking about our Q4 KPIs while brushing your teeth at 4:15 AM, you're not a culture fit. True disruption requires total sacrifice.

🚀 89,421 reactions

John Disruptor • 1st Happy to share I've accepted a new opportunity

After 47 rejections and a lot of growth, I'm thrilled to announce I am now a Chief Disruption Officer at a company that definitely exists.

🔥 4,201 reactions

Happy to announce my deletion 🔥 #grateful

Sarah Synergy • 2nd My 5am morning routine changed my life

Wake up. Cold shower. Journaling. 3km run. Gratitude. Green juice. Synergy. If you're sleeping, you're losing.

👍 12,888 reactions

Thought leader. Now just smoke 💨

Three steps to relief

Install

Add to Chrome. One click. No account. No email. No BS.

Activate

Hit Cmd+B or click the lighter. The cursor becomes a flame.

Burn

Shift-click anything. Watch it turn to ash. Exhale. Repeat.

Hundreds of epitaphs

Tailored to the site. Tailored to the crime.

LinkedIn"Thought leader. Now just smoke 💨"

LinkedIn"CEO of getting deleted 💀"

Twitter"Hot take. Now just hot 🔥"

Reddit"r/AmITheAsshole verdict: YTA. Fate: fire ⚖️"

Reddit"Edit: burned 🔥"

Instagram"Filter couldn't save it 📸"

Dating"Three pictures with a fish. One pile of ash 🐟"

Dating"Their last message was “k” ⌨️"

AI"As a language model, I did not see this coming 🤥"

AI"Streaming response: stopped mid-sentence, and then— 🔥"

News"Breaking: nothing remains 🔥"

YouTube"Demonetized. Then vaporized 💸"

YouTube"Part 2 will not be coming 🔥"

Wikipedia"Citation needed. Existence also needed 💀"

Netflix"Are you still watching? No 📺"

Facebook"Your aunt will not be notified 👥"

Amazon"Frequently bought together: flames 🔥"

General"The trash took itself out 🗑️"